LAMENT OF THE LLAMA

You have to laugh don’t you?
That snooty young camel just came waltzing by.
It was all I could do not to spit in her eye!
Her toffee-nosed attitude gives me the hump.
If I could get at her I’d give her a thump..ing!
For years now the children have loved and adored me
their sticky small fingers have patted and pawed me-
and then, out of nowhere this madam appears,
with the ugliest face, and the silliest ears,
a miserable look and an ugly- toothed smile
and really bad breath that is hardly beguile..ing!
But summer approaches and soon she’ll be moulting,
and then they will see she is truly revolting!

SO THERE!

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