LAMENT OF THE LLAMA

You have to laugh don’t you?

That snooty young camel just came waltzing by.

It was all I could do not to spit in her eye!

Her toffee-nosed attitude gives me the hump.

If I could get at her I’d give her a thump..ing!

For years now the children have loved and adored me

their sticky small fingers have patted and pawed me-

and then, out of nowhere this madam appears,

with the ugliest face, and the silliest ears,

a miserable look and an ugly- toothed smile

and really bad breath that is hardly beguile..ing!

But summer approaches and soon she’ll be moulting,

and then they will see she is truly revolting!

SO THERE!