TOAST

' Where's the toaster?' mum yelled up the stairs.

Eight-year-old Robbie appeared rather red-faced

' I borrowed it, Mum. Jake came round for tea. He wanted cheese on toast. I turned it on its side and put it in, an' all of a sudden POOF it went!'

' It exploded?' screamed Mum.

' Yeah, but Jake's eyebrows are only a little bit singed.'