MEN

What's wrong with Abby, mum?'

Mrs. Bryant looked up from her knitting.

' Oh, I expect she's had another tiff with Adrian, Robbie, Why?'

' Well.I only asked her if I could borrow her Doc Martins for my commando fancy dress party 'an she says I was like all men, always thinking of themselves. Then she threw a book at me.'

Grace Galton