TEA

' Now listen, Daisy. The vicar is coming to tea tomorrow. Promise me you'll be on your best behaviour. OK?'

Daisy nodded solemnly.

The Vicar took pride of place at the head of the table. Daisy's mouth opened, preparing to speak.

Oh, NO!

' You're not supposed to put your napkin in your lap. You hang it in your collar like my grandad.'

Grace Galton