GOLDFISH'

Dad, Miss Meldrew said that goldfish only have an eight-second memory. Is that’s right?'

Dad glanced up from his paper.. ' So I've been led to believe Robbie. So that makes you just one up on a goldfish - and didn't I just tell you it was bedtime?'

' Why, can't you remember Dad?' asked Robbie laughing as he ducked the flying cushion.

Grace Galton