A TOUCH OF FROST

They sat in the pub discussing the one topic they could agree upon.

'TV detectives all have their own little quirks ya know.' pontificated Jim, nodding wisely.

' Yeah,' replied Ethel gazing into her Guinness glass. ' Morse is remorseless, Poirot is shrewd, Columbo is cunning, but Frost takes the biscuit, and any other food he can lay his hands on.'