BLESSING

' Mum, Jake an' me took Beckham to church for ‘ Pet Blessing Sunday.'

' Good boy, Robbie' Mum smiled.

' Yeah!' piped up Jake.' There were all sorts of animals, but Beckham started to fight with a cat so the vicar said he couldn’t stay, an’ just as we were leaving ol’ Mrs Jessop’s parrot flew onto ‘is shoulder an’ bit 'is ear.’