BRAZEN

' Did you see that brazen hussy cycle past? Those shorts barely covered the cheeks of her bottom and that excuse for a top hadn't enough material to make a decent handkerchief!' sniffed Molly over the garden fence.

Doris laughed.

' Yes, but I noticed your Sam didn't bat an eyelid though.'

' No, but you could have driven a bus through your Alf's mouth.'