FORGOTTEN TIME

I don't understand, croaked Adam bemusedly taking the proffered mug of tea.

' I shouldn't worry, son' replied the policeman. ' They never do. I'd just get myself off and changed if you're going to make the wedding on time.'

Adam rose unsteadily and donned the loaned trousers and t-shirt.

'And I'd leave the wings and handcuffs here if I were you