GONE

Maud and Nellie sat at the next table tucking into generous portions of bread pudding. Two pensioners out on their Friday treat.

'... well, my Bert's still under the doctor with 'is carbuncle. 'E's bin rubbin' this antibody stuff on 'is leg every day for 2 weeks, an' this mornin' when 'e woke up, there it was... gorn.'

' What, 'is leg?