THE END

Arthur collected the junk mail with a grunt of displeasure. One leaflet proclaimed

" THE WORLD ENDS NEXT WEEK"

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT

Repent your sins...

Befriend your enemies.

Make peace with the Lord.

( if you are worried, please phone between the hours of 9 am. and 5 pm. Monday to Friday. Closed next Saturday due to holiday commitments)