The book of Fate

‘Fred, there's ‘undreds of Parkers in this telephone book. You sure you can't remember ‘is first name?’

I told you, Gladys. I ain't seen ‘im since he was a nipper 75 years ago. ‘Ow do you expect me to remember all the kids I was evacuated with? But I think it began with N.’

‘ Nigel? Nosey?’